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1905 dúfam, ženeskrachuje
Autor: APV (Stálý) - publikováno 24.10.2020 (00:32:31)
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1905 dúfam, ženeskrachuje
11.10. 2020 6:24:26
bolsomfčérasvetkom typyckejscénovačky pretútokrajynu. yšjelsom, patrnedokafjarne aftrnovanoch somsbadal akopán vopúšťalbangomat českejsporytelne azabudoltampaklýkbangofjék. takmupovedám:
"pane, zabudolstesyfzjať tjépeňjasky!!!
toniejesúmoje, svojesomsyzobral.
takčostým budemeterasrobyť?
vjétečo (afzátvorkachmam povedalama jednaspryzerajúcychžjen), vráťte ýchdobanky!"
afšecy sarozyšly.
taksomýchtedazobral, mámje usebadomaftrezore alendúfam, žedopondelka akosafčechách fžargónovypovedá "spořka" neskrachuje.
1905 I hope it doesn't go bankrupt
I witnessed a typical scene for this country yesterday. I went, probably to a café, and in Trnovany I noticed how the gentleman was leaving the ATM of a Czech savings bank and forgot a pack of banknotes there. so i tell him:
"Sir, you forgot to take that money!!!
they're not mine, I took mine.
so what are we going to do about it now?
you know what (and one of the staring women told me in brackets), return them to the bank! "
and they all parted.
so I took them, I have them in my safe at home and I just hope that until Monday, as the Czechs say in jargon, "savings" will not go bankrupt.
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