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1914 týmotporníkou
Autor: APV (Stálý) - publikováno 2.11.2020 (00:19:28)
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1914 týmotporníkou sdlhoročnoutradýcyjou
20.10. 2020 6:24:26
mártymafčéra fatelyjópovedal:
"ydeštaktoulycou, hej anavýlohovačke sbadašpeknýnápys:
nášmuzákazníkovy splnímekašdéželanije
apottým:
smetýmotporníkou sdlhoročnoutradýcyjou
taksomsypovedal:
notakhéj! veťsomumelec akeťsplňja kašdúmojuželačku, taktamvójdem avobednámrámovačku. fstúpylsomdokrámovačky, zapultovačkoukrámovačka apýtasa:
"čosyželate?
no, čýtalsomvonku navašejvýlohovačke, žesplnítekašdémoježelanije, takjasomumelec, malujem malé ajvelkévobrázy apotrebovalbysom doátrojkyzarámovať takýpeknývobrázok.
nohéj, myvamto dotejátrojkyzaramujeme asamozrejmevamtýmsplníme vašeželanije, aleterasma eštepovedzterosmery!"
1914 a team of experts with a long tradition
Marty told me yesterday in the studio:
"You go down the street like this, hey and you see a nice sign on the shop window:
we will fulfill every wish of our customer
and below:
we are a team of experts with a long tradition
so I said to myself:
come on hey! after all, I am an artist, and when they fulfill my every wish, I go in there and order a framing. I entered the shop, a saleswoman behind the counter, and she asked:
"What do you want?
Well, I read outside on your shop window that you will fulfill my every wish, so I am an artist, I paint small and large paintings and I would need to frame such a nice picture into a threesome.
Well, hey, we'll frame it for you and of course we'll fulfill your wish, but now tell me the dimensions!"
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