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TEN RULES....
Autor: stefan (Občasný) - publikováno 30.10.2001 (00:53:21), v časopise 12.11.2001
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10 RULES, THAT GUYS WISH GIRLS KNEW.
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.
2. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to; expect an answer, you don’t want to hear.
3.Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
4.Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
5.It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together.
No, it does not matter which quiz.
6. If something we said, can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
7. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done; not both.
8. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
9. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
10. If we hear from an old girlfriend, we will briefly fantasize about having sex with her. But do not worry; the fantasy includes you AND her together.
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