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1846 vobávalasa znásylnenija
Autor: APV (Občasný) - publikováno 9.9.2020 (00:59:32)
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1846 vobávalasa znásylnenija
13.8.2020 5:39:35
sedelsomfčérafpabe auvedľašjehostolýka sychlaphodlal vylúštiťkrýžofku, alepatrnesydoma zabudolokuljare. voprotiňomu sedelažena, ktorásy ýchzabudlanie, taktoskúsyl:
"mladápani, móžemsavasvopýtať akématedyjoptrýje, jatuná ybalenpotrebujem dolúštiť tajničku azlenatovydím?
nojamamslabé, jamamdvojky.
jajdvojky, dvojky, tojamamtieš! myslýte, žebystemaých mohlapožyčať? ušmavostáva ybapárpolýčok...
no, jabychvamýchpožyčala, alevymatevelkúhlavu apakbystema určiterostáholnožyčky."
1846 she feared rape
I was sitting in a pub yesterday and a guy at the side table was about to solve a crossword puzzle, but he probably forgot his glasses at home. opposite him sat a woman who had forgotten them, so he tried:
"young lady, may I ask you what kind of diopter you have, I just need to finish my secret and I see it badly?
well, I have weak, I have twos.
egg twos, twins, that's me too! do you think you could lend them to me? I only have a few squares left ...
well, I would lend them to you, but you have a big head, and then you would definitely stretch my legs."
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