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1938 takchytrá zasanieje
Autor: APV (Občasný) - publikováno 26.11.2020 (00:23:02)
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1938 takchytrá zasanieje
13.11. 2020 5:35:35
fčérasomvyrazyldomesta. dajakúdobusytakydem aftom manapadlo, žebysom moholzafouniťmártymu takúšprýmovačku. žebysomsahototišvopýtal, asdanefje asdadačonepotrebujem? taksjahňemdokapsy, alefouňanikde. tomanasnačylo, žesamusymvrátiťdomou. taksomsa celýnafsteklenývobrátil, alespatrylsomkrásnuslečnu. fokamyhusomprekabátil nafsteklenijenamylútvár (afzátvorkachmam somsatoteda aspoňdomnijéval) avyčýtavo, alevelmymylo, sompoložylvotásnik:
"slečna, tostemaprosymvasnemohlapresvoniť, keťsomvotchádzalsbytu?
takmadajtečyslo ajavaspresvonim.
noterasuštonepotrebujem, nehalsomfouňudoma.
jotááák."
taksomsaroslúčyl, votočylavracaldom. trochasomprytompremýšlal voyntelygencyjy krásnychslečjén aftomstretnemneheskú. taksomjejpoložyl tenystývotásnik avonavotpovedela:
"notosomtedanemohla, veťnemámvašečýslo."
zasmjalysmesa ajasomsyfduchovypovedal:
vošklyvá atedaúplnesbytočnechytrá, paksomsyaleuvedomyl, žezastakchytrá, abyvedela fkoľkopresne bymamalapresvoniť, zasanieje aspokojenesompokračoval fcestedom.
1938 she is not so smart again
I went to town yesterday. I've been going about this for a while, and it occurred to me that I could call a martyr like that. that I would ask him if he doesn't know if I don't need something? so I reach into my pocket, but the cell phone nowhere. it indicated to me that I had to return home. so I turned around angrily, but saw a beautiful young lady. at the moment I turned my anger into a nice face (and I have at least thought it in parentheses) and reproachfully, but very kindly, I asked a question mark:
"Miss, couldn't you please call me when I left the apartment?
so give me the number and I'll call you.
but now I don't need it anymore, I left it at home.
yes sooo. "
so I said goodbye, turned, and came home. At the same time, I thought a little about the intelligence of beautiful girls, and in that I encounter an ugly one. so I asked her the same question and she answered:
"Well, I couldn't, because I don't have your number."
we laughed and I said to myself:
ugly and therefore completely unnecessarily clever, but then I realized that she was smart enough to know exactly how much she should call me again, again, and I continued on my way home with satisfaction.
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