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1981 tryfaráryfmanéžy
Autor: APV (Stálý) - publikováno 8.1.2021 (00:46:27)
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1981 tryfaráryfmanéžy
26.12. 2020 9:19:19
lolekmal fmanéžytrochbratoufarárou akeťsavodyšlyprezlyjécť, taksavopýtal:
"ušvodyšly?"
abarynmuvotpovedel:
"ušsoufšatni.
posnáštenfórvofarároch? jakjožynštartuje motorkupretfarou? farársedí ajožyn:
vrrrn... ateťmutosdechne - nosakrauš!
drdrdrdr... - doprdele!
hrn. - jasanato..."
afarárpovedá:
"synu, prečotaktokleješ? tonemóžešpovedať:
spomocoubóžý?"
ajožyn:
"no, spomocoubóžý...
vrrrn, vrrrn, vrrrn, vrrrrrrrrrn... - amotorkasanaštartuje.
afarárpovedá:
"kurva, jetomožné?"
1981 three pastors in the arena
lolek had three pastor's brothers in the arena and when they went to change, he asked:
"Have they left yet?"
and the barn answered him,
"They're already in the locker room.
do you know the forum about pastors? how does jožin start the bike in front of the farm pastor sits and jožin:
vrrrn ... and now he wants it - damn it!
drdrdrdr ... - Shit!
hrn. - I said ... "
and the pastor says:
"son, why do you swear like that? you can't say that:
with the help of the gods? "
and jožin:
"Well, with the help of the gods ...
vrrrn, vrrrn, vrrrn, vrrrrrrrrrn ... - and the bike starts.
and the pastor says:
"Fuck, is that possible?"
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