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2003 eštepret dynosaury Autor: APV (Stálý) - publikováno 30.1.2021 (00:27:46)
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2003 eštepret dynosaury
17.1. 2021 9:34:39
arnoštgoltflam rosprával:
"atakčlovek mátjédeti, abypočul tjélychotky. mynulenášhošýk mnepovedá:
"oco, kedysybolmalý, stavalsyrátsnehuljakof?
japovedám - tomocnie otínku, tomnemocnebavylo.
ajesdilsrát nasáňkach?
nótomoc, tomocrát.
ajesdilsocýnko rátnabobech?
ajasompovedal:
novýšotíku, akobysomtitovysvetlyl - zanásbobynebyly.
onseúplnezarazyl, onmyslel tjélysované stéumeléhmoty ajápovedám:
výšotí zanásbolytyboby takádrevenáprkýnka, tjésamuselystllllct anatosanašrúbovalybrusle. atýmsomho úplnešokoval, von namnetakzýral apakpovedal:
"ocýnku, taktotysyžyl ešteneš bolydynosaury?"
2003 before the dinosaurs
arnošt goldflam spoke:
"and so a man has those children to hear those flattery.
"Dad, when you were little, did you like building snowmen?
I'll say - not much of a dad, I didn't enjoy it much.
and did you like tobogganing?
Well, so much, so much.
and did you like the little dog ride on beans?
and I said:
you know, father, how I would explain it to you - there were no beans for us.
he stopped completely, he meant the molded plastic and I say:
you know, the beans were such a wooden board for us, they had to be beaten and skates were screwed on. and I shocked him completely, he stared at me like that and then he said:
"Small, did you live before they were dinosaurs?"
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