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Italiano in Malta
Autor: Cobain (Občasný) - publikováno 29.10.2000 (23:38:34), v časopise 29.10.2000
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One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat
breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings
me only one piss. I tella her I want to piss. She says go to the
toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna to piss onna my plate.
She say you better not piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I
don't even know the lady and she calla me a sonna ma bitch.
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me
a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She
tella me everyone wanna fock. I tella her you no understand. I
wanna fock on the table. She say better not fock on the table,
you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she calla me a
sonna ma bitch.
So I go to my room inna hotel and there is no sheit onna my bed.
I calla the manager and tella him I wanna sheit. He tella me to
go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna sheit on my
bed. He say you better not sheit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I
don't even know the man and he calla me a sonna ma bitch.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you."
I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch. I gonna back to Italy.
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